I always thought God had a British accent.
Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip
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Fail better
Right now I'm sitting in a very comfy pair of sweats rethinking those New Years resolutions. You know the ones that no one keep? Yeah. Those.
Amongst the "work out at least twice a week" and "make a stranger happy" I did forget one thing ; This blog. So this is my attempt at reviving Under the Paris Sky; which will hopefully contain the many things that constantly buzz around my head (thus preventing me to work).
I hope I will be able to regain some readers soon !
xxx
Z
p.s. as my first post this year, here is an amazing site
Friday, November 21, 2008
Lisa and the Red Balloon
On my list for this christmas : a giant red balloon
and maybe a portrait by this guy, Werner Armann
view blog amazingness here
Overheard in New York
Our New Motto
Perceptive woman: Anytime you overhear people, if you only hear a second of what they say, it's always completely stupid.
--Greenwich Village
Is It Wrong That This Seems Reasonable to Us?
(cabbie cuts bus off, both cab and bus are stopped at traffic light. Bus driver opens his window)
Bus driver: I'm gonna hit one of you! You know, it's my goal to hit one of you people before I retire, it really is--you almost just made it happen! You people gotta learn someday! (turns to passenger) We're allowed one accident per year. I'm saving all of mine for that.
--M15 Bus to South Ferry
That's Why It's the Ironyvator
Dude #1: What're you even talking about?
Dude #2: The thing with Cheryl.
Dude #1: What's wrong with you? That was this morning! Get over it, already!
Dude #2: Uh...what'd you think I was talking about?
Dude #1: The asshole who shoved past us on the escalator.
Dude #2: Oh...I didn't notice.
Dude #1: See? That kind of thing, that's what Cheryl was talking about. She has a point, you know.
Now Shut the Fuck Up, You Unwanted Accident
Little Girl: Mommy, why do people in New York always wear black?
Mommy: I don't know. Maybe they just don't like looking pretty.
--Upper East Side
Intercom: Please take a headset before you get on the plane, because they're free now. They're actually free once you get on the plane, but I charge $50 labor for bringing them to you once you're on. So it's in your best interests to take one now. Can you tell I'm a happy person?
--LaGuardia
Okay so If I had to overhear one of my conversations it would definitely be
I will. I will.
One of the trillion people who read my blog daily ? - Hey Z, why are you being such a crappy blogger?
Lazy Z - bah, I donno man just with school and stuff...
OTPWRMBD - well get your act together, girl !
I will. I will.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
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